MY thoughts:)

Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a
teenaged daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it
describes the maintenance of your new daughter, and answers
important questions about your warranty (which does NOT
include the right to return the product to the factory for a
full refund).

IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR: To
determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenaged
girl, please examine your new daughter carefully. Does she
(a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with
more makeup and less clothing? (b) refuse to acknowledge
your existence on the planet Earth (except when requesting
money)? (c) sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry? If any of
these are true, you have received the correct item. Nice
try, though.

BREAK-IN PERIOD: When you first receive your teenaged
daughter, you will initially experience a high level of
discomfort. Gradually, this discomfort will subside, and you
will merely feel traumatized. This is the "Break-In Period,"
during which you are becoming accustomed to certain
behaviors that will cause you concern, anxiety, and stress.
Once you have adapted to these behaviors, your teenager will
start acting even worse.

ACTIVATION: To activate your teenaged daughter, simply place
her in the vicinity of a telephone. No further programming
is required.

SHUTDOWN: Several hours after activation, you may desire to
shut down your teenaged daughter. There is no way to do
this.

CLEANING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER: Having a teenaged daughter
means learning the difference between the words "clean" and
"neat." Teenaged daughters are very clean, because they take
frequent showers that last more than an hour. They will
scrub themselves with expensive, fragrant soaps which you
must purchase for them because like I'm sure I'm going to
use like the same kind of soap my mom and dad use. When they
have completely drained the hot-water tank, they will step
out and wrap themselves in every towel in the bathroom,
which they will subsequently strew throughout the house. If
you ask them to pick up the towels, you are confusing
"clean" with "neat." Teenagers are very busy and do not have
time to be neat. They expect others to pick up after them.
These others are called "parents."

FEEDING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER: Your teenaged daughter
requires regular meals, which must be purchased for her at
restaurants because she detests everything you eat because
it is like so disgusting. She does not want you to accompany
her to these restaurants, because some people might see you
and like I'm sure I want my friends to see me eating dinner
with my parents. Either order take-out food or just give her
the money, preferably both. If you order pizza, never answer
the doorbell because the delivery boy might see you and
ohmigosh he is so hot. Yes, your daughter's idea of an
attractive man is the pizza boy.

CLOTHING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER: Retailers make millions of
dollars a year selling stylish and frankly sensible clothing
which will look adorable on your daughter. If you enjoy
shopping, you will love the vast selections which are
available to you. Unfortunately, your teenaged daughter
wants to dress like a lap dancer. You may be able to coerce
her into putting on a cute outfit before leaving the house,
but by the time she walks in the schoolhouse door, she will
be wearing something entirely different.

OTHER MAINTENANCE: Teenaged daughters require one of two
levels of maintenance: "High," and "Ultra High." Your
daughter is "Ultra High." This means that whatever you do
won't be enough and whatever you try won't work.

WARRANTY: This product is not without defect because she has
your genes, for heaven's sake. If you think this is not
fair, talk to your parents, who think it is hilarious. Your
teenaged daughter will remain a teenager for as long as it
takes for her to become a woman, which in her opinion has
already happened and as far as you are concerned never
really will. If you are dissatisfied with your teenaged
daughter, well, what did you expect? In any event, your
warranty does not give you your little girl back under any
circumstances, except that deep down she's actually still
there -- you just have to look for her.

I thought that this was veryvery funny!!:)

these are some AWSOME pics from...you guessed it PIRATES THREE

THis is like the greatest song ever. it is by a group called Cascada

It is called "Everytime We Touch":

I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why.
Without you it's hard to survive.

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life

Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side

I am really looking foward to both of these movies.......ESPECIALLY PIRATES THREEEEEE!!!EEEEEEEEEEKK:)lol!!!!and Shrek three!:)I love the sign on donkeys ***!!(rear-end):)lol

NEWS FLASH!! It is snowing on Fir Island once again!!:)YAY!it was really coming down a minute ago and it is still coming down pretty steadily!! We have about an inch right now!!Just thought I let U no!!!!!:)
here is a pic I just made w/ Jason and devon to get you in the spirit!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!2007!!

Just to let you know.......I am not taking this of till Christmas!!:) Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!:)HOHOHO

The Most Beautiful Christmas Tree Ever
by
William Theron Yates

The Christmas tree stood in a corner of the room, decorated from tip to floor with lights and tinsel and garlands and ornaments and a star shining down from the top. It was a beautiful tree. The family had spent many hours decorating it. Boxes of things from Christmas past had been pulled out of hidden places in overstuffed closets and the dusty attic. Cries of "Oh, remember this one?" and "Didn't Grandma make this decoration?" and "Where's my little toy soldier?" and the rustle of wrapping paper filled the air. Music of the season flowed from the stereo and the intoxicating scent of cinnamon and gingerbread filled the air as Mother baked Christmas cookies in the kitchen.
Gradually the tree had been transformed from a somewhat scraggly and slightly lopsided piece of greenery into a joyous symbol of Christmas. "Isn't this the most beautiful Christmas tree we ever had, Daddy?", a young voice asked. "No", cried another, "It's the most beautiful Christmas tree ever!"
As all pairs of eyes in the room turned to me, awaiting confirmation of this most excellent judgment, my mind suddenly filled with trees‹a forest of evergreens and elms, oaks and maples, sycamores and cypresses‹and one certain tree. Before I quite knew what I was saying, I replied, "No. This is not the most beautiful Christmas tree ever." Cries of "What?" and "Yes, it is!" assaulted my ears. "Hush!" I said, "Shall I tell you of the most beautiful Christmas tree ever?"
"Oh, yes, Daddy, please tell us!" they chorused.
"Well, a long time ago, long before the very first Christmas, God said, 'One day, I will send My Son to the world, and He will show all people how to live and how to worship Me. He will give them a never-ending life with Me in Heaven where they will be happy forever. All they have to do is to be sorry for doing things their own way instead of My better way and to believe that He is my Son.' "
"Long years passed and it was time for God's Son, Jesus, to be born. This is what we celebrate as Christmas."
"Yeah, there were shepherds and angels and wise men," said one. "And Joseph and Mary, His mother," replied another.
"Yes. You all know the story of Christmas. But do you know the story of the first Christmas tree?"
"No, tell us! Tell us!"
"There was no tree at the first Christmas. In fact, the first Christmas tree didn't even come at Christmas!"
"What do you mean?"
"How could it be a Christmas tree if it wasn't at Christmas?"
"Well, Jesus grew up and told everyone about God, His Father, and that they could live forever with Him in Heaven. And many people believed. But some people did not want to change the way they were living. And they were very powerful people. And they got together and arrested Jesus and sentenced Him to die."
"Yeah, they nailed Him on a cross", said a sad, small voice.
"Yes. That cross was the First Christmas Tree! We hang ornaments and decorations on our tree to make it look beautiful, don't we?"
Heads nodded.
"Well, when they hung Jesus on the cross, they hung the most beautiful ornament ever! He had a wreath—of thorns—and garlands—of the blood He shed for us so we could go to Heaven. Those were the most priceless decorations ever. Because Jesus, God's greatest gift to us, died for us nailed to that tree, it really is The Most Beautiful Christmas Tree Ever!":*)
And all agreed.

START SHOPPING!!:)lol

here are some random aminal pics..enjoy

Bitter Winter, Better Thanksgiving,
the story of Miles Standish
by Dr. Ralph F. Wilson






"Then the sicknes begane to fall sore amongst them, and the weather so bad .... the Gov/r and cheefe of them, seeing so many dye, and fall downe sick dayly, thought it no wisdom to send away the ship...."

Capt. Miles Standish had been much at his wife Rose's bedside. As much time, that is, as he could spare from stalking game, guarding against savages, and felling trees to construct crude homes on shore.

A bitter wind whistled through chinks and cracks in the Mayflower, anchored in Plymouth harbor that winter of 1620-21. Rose's chills would turn to uncontrollable shaking. Then just as suddenly, her body would be ablaze with fever. Herbs from the surgeon's chest did little to relieve her. By spring only five wives remained out of the eighteen who had sailed to Plymouth. Rose was not among them.

Thanksgiving? What was that? The golden dreams of a New World that Miles and Rose had cherished together had evaporated into hollow hopes. And yet that fall Capt. Standish joined other bereaved Pilgrims in the first Thanksgiving celebration.

The real test of thankfulness is whether we can give thanks from the heart for what we do have, despite the wounds and pains of yesterday's struggles. Ours is not some fair-weather faith, but a resilient trust in in the midst of pain. The Pilgrims lived close to the edge of survival. Perhaps that is why they were so thankful.

How about you? Does your material bounty cause you to neglect thanks? When your clan gathers this Thanksgiving will a prayer of thankfulness be forgotten between moist turkey and pumpkin pie? think about it!

Happy turkey-day

DECEMBER FIVE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY THIS YEAR...........PIRATES TWO COMES OUT ON on DVD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought these were some very awesomely sweet pictures!!ENJOY!:)

the star wars pumpkin is AWSOME!!:)

Everybody is bothering me about a new post,but I need suggestions! PLEASE!Any suggestions will help


P.S. no halo!!:)

here is a post for all you tarantula lovers namely...hmm....let me think about that..hmm.oh! I have it..................NOBODY!!!!

The great big looks best!!YUM

A Poor Bear Is Stuck In A Thunderstorm Withour A Useful Unbrella :(

well everybody wants a new post so here goes!!:)

Friday night I was at A.j.'s house for a party and I got bitten by a mosquito and the right side of my forhead swelled way up than it moved to the middle of my forhead and BRANDY said I looked like dinosaur how mean can you get!!well anyway last night my eyelids got all puffy!! I looked chinese now that they have gone down a little Brandy thinks I look crosseyed!!(thanks bran for all those loving comments)

it is a lot better now but Brandy still thinks I am a CROSSEYED DINOSAUR!!:(

T.T.F.N.!!~A~

I am going camping at lake pearrygin by Winthrop WA. w/ Aunt Mellisa's family and some freinds!! I will be gone for 6 days starting tommorow so good bye everybody!!:*(

I am:a Human being,a freind a good one I hope:),a girl

I miss:emma,A.j.rana,martha,and both jessica's *sheesh* I miss you guys!!:):(

I want:a porsche,a bigger room, a million$$$$$$$$s:)BOOKS

I have:a big family,about 15 cat and kittens:)and so much more

I hate:SPIDERS,PICKLES,MUSTARD, creepy crawlies:( *YUCK*

I fear:hights,sin!

I play:piano,baseball sometimes,nerds:)the best card game on earth!!

I never:will sky dive (sorry mana!:))

I hear:hannah talking non-stop,boys outside fighting over a strike or ball!:)

I care:about my friends and family, my looks........kinda!!not really:)

I smile:when I am happy!!:)duh!

I wonder:what I will do when I am grown up!!

I poke:my freinds:)

I love:my family,God,my friends,my cats

I mess:up my room!!:)

I think:my finger are going to fall off 'cause I am typing!!:)

I always:try to be happy kind and fair other people

I am not: perfect though I wish I was!

I wish:I could go to Palm Springs CA. or JAMAICA OR HAWAII

I keep:breathing,singing along w/ the music on the radio

I can't:wait to go swimming again

I write:never

I lose:my earrings all the time!!:( my temper

I smell:nothing cause I have a duffy dose

I need:EAT!!!!!

I should:go do something

I dance:to my fav. songs

I sing: to my fav. songs

I laugh:at funny things

I cry: all the time, when I am stressed out

I talk: all the flippin' time *sheesh*:)!!

This post is dedicated to all those(EEEEEEEKKK:) Johnny Depp fans AKA BRANDY!:) I think he is COOL but ABSOLUTLY NOT hot!! (just cool!!:))

I was just surfing the net for POTC 3 when I found out this: PoTC 3 is called 'Pirates of the Caribbean 3:At Worlds End'!! and it is coming out May 25 2007!:)yaaaaaaaay there is not yet any rating or preveiws for it out yet but I will keep you posted :) haha get it POSTED!:)Weeeeeeeeell anyway I think that that is pretty cool!!!:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Josh Turner was born Nov. 20, 1977, and was raised in Hannah, S.C. Growing up in the church, he found himself singing the bass and baritone parts in numerous choirs. After high school, he moved to Nashville to pursue a career in music and enrolled
in Belmont University. After college, his fledgling career got a boost on Dec. 21, 2001, during his debut on the Grand Ole Opry.



"I sang a song I wrote, called 'Long Black Train,'" Turner says. "I was on cloud nine, standing there singing a song of mine, standing where Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, Ernest Tubb, Hank Williams, Patsy Cline and Roy Acuff had stood. All of a sudden, people started standing up and cheering. I wasn't even through with the song yet! I had two more verses and a chorus to go. By the end of the song, everybody was on their feet. I was in awe, just in shock."



"Bill Anderson was hosting that segment," Turner says. "He came out just laughing, because he couldn't believe what was going on. He said, 'Do y'all want to hear some more? Josh, make that train a little bit longer.' So I counted the song off again. I got really choked up, because I realized what had just happened. I'd gotten an encore on the Grand Ole Opry. I was numb. I started crying a little bit, and I think I skipped a couple of verses. But I made it through and got another standing ovation. There was a buzz in the building. I just couldn't believe that it had happened."



One month after his Opry debut, Turner signed to MCA Nashville. He released his debut album Long Black Train in 2003, and thanks to the hit title track, it was certified platinum (for shipments of a million copies) by the end of 2004

Here is a pic of MY favorite country singer Faith Hill (who's real name is Audrey Faith Perry)!!Faith Hill (Audrey Faith Perry) was born on Sept. 21, 1967, in Jackson, Miss. Adopted at only a week old, she grew up in the small town of Star. She sang in church growing up and moved to Nashville at 19 to pursue a country music career. Hill's

first Music City job was selling T-shirts at Fan Fair. She later landed an office job with singer-songwriter Gary Morris' Nashville company. Morris heard her singing along with the radio and asked her to perform on demo tapes. Hill's first professional gig was singing backup for songwriter-musician Gary Burr, who would later become her co-producer. She was discovered by a Warner Bros. executive while singing with Burr at Nashville's famed Bluebird Cafe.



Warner Bros. Nashville released Hill's debut album, Take Me as I Am, in 1993. She made country music history in January 1994 when her debut single "Wild One" held the No. 1 position for four consecutive weeks on Billboard's country singles chart. Hill was the first female country singer to accomplish the feat with a debut single since Connie Smith's "Once a Day" in 1964. The album was eventually certified triple-platinum.


So there you have it!:)

Your Italian Name Is...

Belinda Ferrari

Aint he Chute!?!?:)

You Are a Boxer Puppy

Energetic, playful and good with kids. You've also got a wild spirit that can't be trained or tamed.

I love boxers they are so CUTE!:)

Keep the women and the children safe!!I will take care of the criminal!!
GO Germany GO! GO! GO!
This is SO unfair!!:(
I got you where I want you! And now I'm gonna eat you!!